Friends Don't Let Friends Publish America

Posted by Jean Marie Ward, 08/15/08 03:01 PM

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“I’m going to be a published author too,” my friend Gary (not his real name) announced. “A book of my poems is coming out soon. They’re giving me a hundred copies, and I need to talk to you about promotion.”

Some of my confusion must’ve shown on my face. This wasn’t what I expected to have slapped on my plate in the middle of a Sunday afternoon cook-out. “That’s great, Gary. You’re getting a hundred ARCs? Wow! That’s amazing. How soon are you getting published?”

“October. What’s an ARC?”

“Advance Reading Copy. It’s what you send reviewers three to six months before your book’s release so the reviews line up with the publication date. I guess you don’t have a marketing plan. Have you started making a list of the places where you’d like to see the book reviewed?”

“Three to six months! That’s impossible! The book’s still being edited, and I’m having all kinds of trouble getting the editor to understand the concept of poetic diction.”

My jaw sagged. “You mean this October? And the book’s still in edit…ting?” I pushed my mouth closed, swallowed and tried again. “You mean a hundred finished copies? Who’s publishing your book?”

“Publish America. They’ve asked me to do some legal work for them. Apparently, a number of people are trying to sue them.”

No kidding. But I couldn’t say it. By that point my mouth had stopped working. Inside my skull, my brain was screaming “Noooooooo!” so loud I’d lost the ability to form words. Eventually I recovered enough to start forcing information on him in the form of links to Absolute Write, Writer Beware, and Preditors & Editors.

The experience brought home just how little most people understand the publishing business. Gary is a very smart guy. He’s been a lawyer a long time. He’s won lots of cases which should’ve been slam dunks for the other side. He’s even argued before the Supreme Court.

But when it comes to publishing, Gary’s just another guy with a dream. He doesn’t belong to a writers’ organization like Romance Writers of America, Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America or Mystery Writers of America—organizations which make a point of warning their members away from vanity presses. I’m not sure, even after I forced a page of links on him, whether Gary understood what I was so upset about—or why it was important.

I can’t leave it like that. Call it paying forward. I benefited from the wisdom and kindness of many writers, editors and publishers, who took the time to explain to my n00bie writing self how the business of writing works. They kept me from making expensive mistakes. Career-killing mistakes. Heartbreaking mistakes. Now it’s my turn to step up to the plate.

Writing is hard under the best of circumstances. No matter what you write, every line is a piece cut from your soul. Nobody knows that better than another writer. That’s why we have to look out for each other.

Sometimes, it’s hard. In a very real sense, I’m pulling the rug out from under Gary’s most cherished dream. But it’s only a temporary setback. The truth will hurt him a lot less than the alternative. Friends don’t let friends Publish America—or any vanity press.

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Comments: [5]

  1. If Gary is completely geared toward self-publishing, he should consider iUniverse, Lulu or Xlibris. A friend of mine (the amazing Collin Kelly) published his collection of poems through iUniverse and they sold well (for self-pub and poems). Of course, he has a track record and busted his behind to sell those copies.

    If Gary just wants some copies for his friends, family and to sell at readings, go Lulu. Reputable firm.

    Love the cat photo, by the way. Luckily mine has never seen it. The Furry Tyrant doesn’t need any more ideas.

  2. I could be persuaded not to show the photo to The Furry Tyrant…for a price. ;-)
    On a more serious note, “Gary” isn’t ready for informed self-publishing. He’s still operating in the wonderland where a publisher takes care of everything. The irony here is he had an offer from a reputable university press before he got involved with PA and HE TURNED IT DOWN! (headdesk)
    Needless to say, the blog omit all the screaming and whimpering bits. LOL
    Hugs and smiles,

  3. 3 Allen

    They were giving him a hunded copies? That’s unprecedented. Usually it’s no more than five. Some have reported just getting two.

    I wonder if he pre-bought those hundred copies.

    Comment by Allen · Aug 19, 08:10 AM
  4. I think the deal would’ve been 100 copies = free legal work. That was my impression, anyway. Of course, it could just be my natural cynicism coming to the fore.
    Cheers,

  5. Oh no. Getting involved with that bunch is nothing but trouble, even for a lawyer. I wish him luck in disentangling himself!

    You’d have better luck getting a bookstore to buy a radioactive, profoundly rabid wolverine than you would getting them to take on a PA title.

    Comment by Frank · Aug 22, 10:55 AM

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